Jeff Hudis 3/19/07
I first met Jeff at Erotica LA, this big weird porn convention where I had a booth next to a pair of fake boobs nailed to a board that everyone who passed had a squeeze at, and have since spent time with him going to rock shows and drinking very fruity drinks like the one in this picture. He's a porn journalist for Fox Magazine, a professional drummer, a jazz singer, a rock obsessive and the guy who took me to go see my first ever porn movie being shot. We're gonna talk about that great day in the Valley and what it was like to have a serious conversation with a naked man while he held his boner so as not to go soft before the next scene. Then we're going to see Metal Skool and rock out.

Lisa Steadman 1/22/07
Otherwise known as the Relationship Journalist™, Lisa is a relationship expert whose website www.breakupchronicles.com caters to the upside of a broken heart. She just wrote an entire book about it called "It's a Breakup, Not a Breakdown," which will be available in bookstores in May. I can't wait to talk to her because she's doing such cool stuff and she sorta looks like a rock star.

Joan Kelly 7/9/06
Joan Kelly is, and I quote, the first and only independently operating, bi-coastal professional submissive and masochist. She's also an author with a brandy new book out called, The Pleasure's All Mine: Memoir of a Professional Submissive. Hello. She's going to tell us all about what an average day at the office is like and lordy knows what else.

David Heavener 5/7/06
I'm sitting here reading up on David Heavener, and am suddenly worried I don't have enough room in this little square for all his many informations - he's made over 30 movies, distsributed several hundred more, written Top Ten hit songs, acted, directed, written, produced, and has probably swam across the ocean or something. Busy boy. We'll probably have to do the entire interview standing up. We'l be talking about his new film, Angel Blade, and find out how we can all be more like him.

Jennifer & Marie 4/2/06
Author, professor, Warhol scholar, DJ, chef, hotty, and my very own neighbor, Jennifer Doyle will grace us with her presence this Sunday. We're going to talk about her new book, "Sex Objects: Art and the Dialectics of Desire," and her staggering ability to walk right up to a really hot guy and engage him in conversation without the least bit of hesitation. She is fearless, an artist in the flirts, someone I follow around and steal ideas from. My pal Marie Pinnie is rumored to be stopping by as well since she's my neighbor and someone I follow around as well.

Jeff Hodge, 2/26/06
Jeff Hodge is a comedian, the author of four books, and a Virgin Islander with an excellent accent. He's opened up for all these hot shot comedians and has been travelling the country for 14 years making people laugh. He just wrote his fourth book, "101 Ways to Keep a Man," with his pal Denver Williams (who joins him on the show), so we're going to be talking about that, and seeing if he'll let us stay at his parent's place in the Islands.

Berlin 2/12/06
Berlin is a sex educator, bondage enthusiast, submissive, nude model, and extremely hot and sexy indivual. I'm going to be talking to her about her sex life, her work, and the best remedies for rope burns. Look how cute she is - just like a little rodeo calf!

Julie Faherty, Paolo Faunusy 1/8/06
I'm having my pal, Julie on this week cuz I'm trying to seduce her into being my regular, Dr. HP sidekick. I need my peeps, my finger-flying, foul-mouthed, sex-luvin peeps by my side so we can tear it up a bit. Julie makes me snort with laughter. She also sometimes brings beer. Joining us in the studio will be Paolo Faunusy, erotic photographer, who will talk about his upcoming spread in Taboo magazine and if he ever gets boners while photographing nekked people.

Tami Abts & Katie Schneier 12/25/05
Two of my favorite people in the world are driving out from New Mexico for Christmas, so I thought I would share them with you, dear listeners. Tami and Katie, recently fake married (look at them fake-sleeping with sugar plum fairys fake dancing in their heads) will join me in the studio. We'll talk about sex and Jesus and what it's like to look at someone all day who wears the same glasses as you. You should call us. It's Christmas fer fuck's sake!

My vacuum cleaner, 11/22/05
Due to the unsightly state of the studio during my last show, I'm going to transform myself into Dr. Cleanypants and spend the afternoon vacuuming, playing music, humming merrily, dusting, taking phone calls, and answering advice questions.

Brittany Blockman and Josephine Decker 11/8/05
These ladies are the directors/producers of the forthcoming film, "Bi the Way," the first feature-length documentary on bisexuality in America. At the moment they're on a road trip around the country, collecting interviews from academics, musicians, celebrities, politicians, filmmakers, religious fanatics, psychiatrists, researchers, sexologists, and Dr. Happypants. They're going to interview me on the air, so if you call in you can be in the film too.

This week it's just me, the lone wolf 10/25/05

Yan and Raf Feldman10/11/05
Yan and Raf Feldman, identical twins, movie stars, and guy in my acting class (Yan) chat about their new movie, Serenity, and what it's like being two hot guys in a sleazy town like Hollywood. Do women punch each other in the arm and say "twins dude!" like men do with two hot lady twins? Is hilarity a gene? (Yan cracks me up, haven't met Raf yet). Are they so sick of talking about the fact that they're twins? Tune in for the answers to these and other compelling questions on the next Dr. Happypants.

Charisse Landise 9/9/05
Charisse is a hands-on energy healer who talks about her sacred age-defying healing practices and explains how to get your sexual energy flowing strong. This is not a bunch of hippie hooey either - she read my chakras right there in the studio, said my earth chakra was huge and red and deeply in love with mother earth (it really is so true). She is awesome and can make your life a better place to live. Her website isn't up yet, so if you want to contact her, contact me and I'll send it on. She's accepting new clients right now. That's all I'm saying.

Melissa Balmer 8/23/05
Melissa writes for SeductionInsider.com on sex, relationships, flirting, bad breath, blue balls, etc., and is a contributing writer to Dating Insider's The 'Science' of Picking Up Women.  She also drove all the way from Long Beach to be on my show and talk to you people.  A super sex smartypants.  All the way from Long Beach. 

Tania Katan 7/12/05
Author, playwright, actress, marathon runner (topless thank you very much), lesbian stud, Tania talks about everything from giving the ladies what they want to how she got Paris Hilton to sign her maxi pad.

Jeff Hudis 3/26/07
Okay, so the thing is that Jeff and I hung out all night after the show last week and came up with 674,293,834 other things that we needed to talk about. We tried to go to Metal Skool but there was a LINE. So we wound up eating cake at the Hustler Store across the street instead. Very stale. Do not recommend it. Plus he lives in Atlanta and I never get to have him on so I think twice in a row is the way to go. Plus our last show was amazing. Plus, dude, it's Jeff.

DJ Chicken Leather 1/8/07
Killradio's own DJ Chicken Leather will be stopping by to talk about his stint as sound guy on a gay porn. Sounds like it was somewhat traumatic for reasons I'm still not clear on. He's a personality to be reckoned with so it'll be entertaining regardless of whether or not I ever figure out what he's talking about.

Julia Hartley Moore 5/28/06
Private investigator, motivational speaker, author, and business smartypants, Julia Hartley Moore has led an amazing life. Her new book, "Infedelity Sleuth," is all about how to tell if your man is cheating on you - apparently, she's been married numerous times and used to own a stud farm (with horses, but still, much can be learned about men from horses. This is why we ride them, no?). She'll be calling in from New Zealand.

EJ & Dan 4/16/06
I first got to know Dan when he ran a piece about me in the same issue of the Dallas Voice (Dan's the Lifestyle editor) that EJ was in (doing the crow pose naked thank you very much). Dan recently got a spanking from Star Jones for insinuating that her hubby was possibly maybe a little limp in the wrist and EJ just had his butt on a Levi's spot. So they're not only hugely famous, but they are two of my favorite individuals on this here planet, people, because let me tell you...they wrote the book on funny. And raunchy. And smart. And we are going to play "what's my line?" to try and figure out which one of them won first place in an ass-eating contest.

Leslie Reyes, 3/26/06
If you're the kind of person who thinks everything astrological, planetarial, and hippie mccrunchy is a bunch of horse doo doo, Ms. Leslie will have you twirling around in a peasant skirt in no time. Seriously, I just found a chart she read for me a year ago and all the hair on my arms stood up when I read it because it all came true true true! It's freaky. She knows things. Call in and have her tell you what kind of shape your sex and relationship house is in. Or contact her for a private reading (an over the phone one you perv). Leslie is the shiznit!

Jacob Slader 2/19/06
At long last, a real live porn star is going to come on the show. I've always wondered how this industry works - do you chat with your scene partner before spreading his cheeks and diving in? If so, what do you talk about? How many humps per day? Do the camera people ever join in? Don't you get cold hanging around naked all day? The fabulous and hhhot Jacob Slader will guide us through the maze of the pornography world. He'll also correct our grammer because he teaches too.

Andrew Schwartz and Rebecca Reagan 1/29/06
Andrew and Rebecca are the facilitators of something called Cuddle Parties. From what I can tell, a bunch of people get together, put on their jammies, sit in a circle, open up, and then get down to some serious spooning. I have so many questions, I may not have time to ask Julie about her run in with Mr. T. How did these two get so cute? They look so....wholesome. Like they sweat milk or something.

Nancy Gregory 11/15/05
Nancy doesn't have any digital photos of herself, and there are none up on the web, which is very surprising to me because this lady has lived a life of creative adventure that should, at the very least, land her face on a coin. She's been all over the world directing large musical extravaganzas, worked in TV, film, music, written children's books, been a ballerina, probably even president of some country for all I know, wouldn't surprise me. At the moment she's editing her feature film debut, a movie about burlesque and its origins/implications/famous ladies.

Brian Frazer 10/18/05
The ever-excellent Brian Frazer - writer, comic, author, guy who makes my ribs hurt. We will ask him poignant questions about human relations (he used to write for Blind Date) and find out if he thinks he's gotten more or less funny since he got married. I'm also going to bring in some advice questions that you, my readers, have sent in and get Brian's take on things. He's written for shows like Mad TV, Blind Date, and the original Tom Green Show. He currently writes regularly for Esquire, Vanity Fair and ESPN the Magazine. His first book, Hyperchondriac, will be released by Simon and Schuster/ Atria books next year. So he's large, Marge, and you should listen. This just in - Tania Katan will be my co-host for this show! Wheeeeee!

Barbara Horowitz 10/4/05
Barbra Horowtiz is a closet therapist, tee shirt cutter upper, and empowerment guru. Basically, she comes into your home and tears through your closet, putting together incredible outfits and transforming the stuff you never thought could look cool into your most prized posessions. She has an eye like a hawk and will make you feel like a sexy supergoddess. We'll be talking about body issues and what it takes for people to feel sexy. I'm going to wear my ugliest shirt and see if she can transform it into something fancy. Right there on the air.

Cecil Castellucci 8/30/05
Cecil is an author of young adult fiction, an actress, director, rockstar, scientist, and one of the only true blue "ladies" I know. She is discreet about sex, does not talk like a dock worker, blushes at inappropriate comments...she even gave up pants for lent.

Crystal Swarovski 8/16/05
This busy lady is a burlesque queen, actress, and co-founder of Sublime Diversions, a stylish club for the discerning swinger. Among many other things. I've also seen her walk on glass and do a strip tease on top of some huge tattooed guy who was lying on a bed on nails.

John Cady 7/26/05
I figured it was time to have a real live straight guy on the show, and the good thing about John is he's been married, divorced, and is now dating again, so he can talk about all three. I challenged him to a round of butt quarters but as you'll see we forgot to play (we felt terrible afterwards.) Check out his new book, So You Want To Be In Show Business.